Every machead in San Francisco liked Macworld a lot...
But the Enderle, who lived just north of the bay, Did NOT!
The Enderle hated Macworld! The whole Macworld season!
Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
It could be his head wasn't screwed on just right.
It could be, perhaps, that his ass was too tight.
But I think that the most likely reason of all
May have been that his brain was two sizes too small.
But, whatever the reason, his brain or his crack,
He stood there Macworld Eve, hating the Mac,
Staring down from his cubicle with a sour, Enderle frown
At the warm lighted windows below in their town.
For he knew every Machead down in San Francisco
Was busy now, updating to the latest iPhoto
"And they're booting their iBooks!" he snarled with a sneer,
"Tomorrow is Macworld! It's practically here!"




















