Connecticut-based Response Insurance surveyed its drivers and identified what it says are the four main species of mall parkers: “search and destroyers,” “lay and wait,” “stalkers” and “see it and take it.”

But in the asphalt jungle, it turns out, it’s the least aggressive who are getting the last laugh.

(So...what kind of "Parker" are you? I'm a "Stalker". I even hum the Jaws Theme Song. :-) )

Mmmm.....Coffee......

If you are weak of stomach or Canadian, don't look at this picture.

Oh....THE HORROR!!!

:-)

Sometimes people and things are stupider than they need to be.

OK...it *really* shouldn't be this cold in the South....

I think this is a great idea, J. Now....keep in mind, J is more "telegenic" than I am....but I'm funnier.... :-)

Click here to take a gander at the Gorilla boy

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I want a new phone.

As cool as the T610 seemed to be, it's just too small for me. So, after switching from Sprint (lousy customer service, lousy plans, lousy phones, lousy web site, lousy stores, lousy phone support) to Cingular (lousy web site, lousy phone support, lousy stores, perfect plan for me, cool phones), I am in the market for a new phone.

I have never lusted after a phone before....but I lust after this one....

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