Sly's Website of the Week - August 2, 2006

[Sly]

The N.S.A. Telephone Monitoring Center

NSA Wiretapping

Sing along won't you! (To the tune of I Just Called to Say I Love You.)

Personally, I just love the choreography.

Sly

[Fish Wheels]

NSA is quietly sending pleas to its targets via pre-recorded phone calls, text messages and its super-secret microwave "power of suggestion" feature to voluntarily reduce their volume of communications. (You can activate this at home by pressing the "defrost" button.)

They also asked people to:

Turn off any encryption, at least until September brings cooler weather to the East Coast.
Make overseas calls at non-peak hours.
Directly CC: [email protected] for only the most essential terrorist plotting emails
Try to avoid, in conversation or written communications, any non-relevant uses of the phrases 'jihad,' 'pipe bomb' and 'this country is run by incompetent, ideological nincompoops'

The note closes with my favorite of their slogans: "Help the NSA Help You."

Please do your part -- Remember we are all in this together.
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